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  • 7-DAY PARIS ITINERARY

    7-DAY PARIS ITINERARY

    Or 3 Day Itinerary Depending on how Motivated You Are Before I dive into the itinerary, I just want to note one of my favorite observations while in Paris was people walking around with a fresh baguette and bottle of wine on their five o’clock commute. What I thought was a trope is in fact…

  • HIPSTER PARISIAN RESTAURANT

    HIPSTER PARISIAN RESTAURANT

    Since I had about 40 hours alone in Paris, I kept my walks to a half mile radius from the hotel. No sense of direction combined with no cell service is a recipe for a getting lost forever. During one of my walks, a restaurant caught my eye: 750g La Table. Admittedly, the restaurant is…

  • THE BEST CHEESE SHOP IN PARIS

    THE BEST CHEESE SHOP IN PARIS

    Au 243 is hands down the best cheese and wine shop in Paris. To be fair, it was the only cheese and wine shop I went to in Paris, but that doesn’t mean the statement isn’t true.  The Perfect Paris Moment Here’s the thing, I’m a lady of leisure. And while I enjoyed going to…

  • PICK YOUR SIN AT VICE VERSA

    PICK YOUR SIN AT VICE VERSA

    It happened! I finally visited Paris. Now I have a reference point for when I visit the Parisian themed Metro Hotel in Petaluma. While there weren’t as many knick-knacks around Paris as there were around the Metro, Paris does have their share of themed hotels. This is perfect for somebody like me who looks up…

  • CRAVING BRUNCH? PICK VIC’S!

    CRAVING BRUNCH? PICK VIC’S!

    If you’re visiting the San Francisco Bay Area, live in the East Bay, or live in Sacramento and want to take a train ride like it’s 1850, then Martinez California is a great option! Where the F*ck is Martinez? Full disclosure, I’m from Martinez. I’m a super proud local that will never move back but…

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